The Worst Mistakes You Can Make When Going to the Races.

1. Wearing a dress that is too short. Ladies do not show their undies (or lack of in some cases).

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2.  Showing too much cleavage –  you don’t want to look like a hooker.

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3.  Wearing a hat that is out of proportion with your body. A large one will make you look like a mushroom.

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4.  Wearing every piece of jewellery that you own, often ‘less is more’.

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5.  Shoes.  Hmmmm.  Sky high numbers that you have never worn should never be trialled at the races. Take band-aides and ballet flats as back up.

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6.Drinking on an empty stomach.

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7.  Drinking too much too soon and missing the big race.

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8.  Not taking panadol in your handbag.  Alcohol = Headache.

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9.  Chewed nails.  Fork out for a manicure.

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10. Straggly hair. Take the time to make it neat and presentable.

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11.  Wearing too much make up.

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12.  Not wearing enough make up.

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13.  Overdoing the fake tan. Hello little Oompa Loompa!

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14.  Losing your handbag.

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15.  Hmmmm.  Maybe you can help by posting some mistakes commonly made at the races…….

Rachel   🙂

 

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